pérolas...

encontrei hoje 15 frases engraçadas que alunos de música disseram ou escreveram por aí.
detalhe: não são os meus aluninhos.
mas como eu sempre digo, ser professera tem dessas graças...
o que está em negrito e na cor vinho me fez rir alto, muito alto!! a frase número 11 quase me arrancou lágrimas de riso!!
tirei daqui :)

01 – The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.02 – Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.
03 – Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.
04 – All female parts were sung by castrati. We don’t know exactly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants.05 – Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven’s Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin’s Rap City in Blue.
06 – Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if they sing without music it is called Acapulco.
07 – A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.
08 – Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing.
09 – Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys.
10 – A harp is a nude piano.
11 – Refrain means don’t do it. A refrain in music is the part you’d better not try to sing. 

12 – I know what a sextet is but I’d rather not say.
13 – My favorite composer was Opus. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.
14 – Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic.
15 – Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano concerti.

HAHAHAHA! ó céus. 

eu dou gargalhadas agora, lendo.

mas se fosse a professora, certamente, estaria chorando. 

de raiva...

tem que amar muito :)